1 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:31,274 Oh my God. 2 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:11,474 What the fuck Jerry? 3 00:02:44,554 --> 00:02:47,714 -Ow, Jesus, Mia! Ow! -Jerry, what the fuck? 4 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:50,234 -What are you doing? -Leaving you a note. 5 00:02:50,314 --> 00:02:52,634 Well just send me a text, Jesus! 6 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:53,954 I didn't want to wake you up. 7 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:56,434 What's going on? 8 00:02:57,914 --> 00:02:58,914 Read it. 9 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:04,074 I was having dinner with some clients. 10 00:03:04,154 --> 00:03:06,034 They kept on buying this Aussie Shiraz. 11 00:03:06,114 --> 00:03:08,394 I was too drunk to drive home, so I slept in the car. 12 00:03:08,474 --> 00:03:11,034 But I think it might have paid off. 13 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:12,914 You got the PwC contract? 14 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:16,954 Boom! Brand new photocopiers on every single floor. 15 00:03:17,034 --> 00:03:18,674 All supplied by JB Print. 16 00:03:18,754 --> 00:03:20,194 How many floors is that, you ask? 17 00:03:20,274 --> 00:03:23,274 Well, that would be... 41. 18 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:25,794 Wow. That's great. 19 00:03:27,714 --> 00:03:28,874 Jesus, Mia! 20 00:03:29,594 --> 00:03:31,554 I'm working my fucking ass off. 21 00:03:32,314 --> 00:03:33,234 That's all I get? 22 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,794 Can't you just take the morning off? 23 00:03:35,434 --> 00:03:36,874 God, we've barely seen you. 24 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:39,474 You think I want to work with these asshole clients? 25 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:42,354 I'm doing this to keep our heads above water, Mia. 26 00:03:42,434 --> 00:03:43,794 I don't need you piling on as well. 27 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,874 Okay, well don't be so dramatic. 28 00:03:45,954 --> 00:03:47,234 What else do you want from me? 29 00:03:58,034 --> 00:03:59,594 Okay... 30 00:04:03,114 --> 00:04:05,130 I've got a million things to do back at the office, okay? 31 00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:06,594 And then I've got to drive down 32 00:04:06,674 --> 00:04:08,034 for this conference this afternoon. 33 00:04:08,074 --> 00:04:09,714 -Yeah, you said. -Listen, listen. 34 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:12,834 I know, 35 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,514 I haven't been around enough. 36 00:04:17,314 --> 00:04:18,634 And I'm sorry, okay? 37 00:04:20,874 --> 00:04:23,434 I just need a couple more days. 38 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,994 Just two more days and I'm back, I promise, 39 00:04:26,074 --> 00:04:28,074 and I will shut all this shit down, 40 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:29,994 and I'll spend some quality time with the kids. 41 00:04:33,634 --> 00:04:36,034 Actually, no. You know what? 42 00:04:37,434 --> 00:04:39,674 No quality time for the kids. I... 43 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,194 I'm going to get rid of the kids. 44 00:04:42,514 --> 00:04:44,274 -Permanently. -Well, I could do it. 45 00:04:44,354 --> 00:04:45,690 I mean, what, do you want to keep them? 46 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:48,074 No, no. I'm kind of attached to the younger one, I guess. 47 00:04:48,754 --> 00:04:50,194 Okay. Fair enough. 48 00:04:51,754 --> 00:04:53,594 Look, I'm sorry, I've really got to go. 49 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:55,570 But it's only a couple of days, okay? You'll be fine 50 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:57,434 -without me. -Yeah. 51 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:04,634 I love you, baby. 52 00:06:00,434 --> 00:06:02,594 You can't just go into my room and use my stuff! 53 00:06:02,634 --> 00:06:04,634 Like what if I went on your Minecraft world 54 00:06:04,714 --> 00:06:07,234 and deleted half of it? It's not fair. I'm telling Mom. 55 00:06:08,074 --> 00:06:09,114 Mom! 56 00:06:09,434 --> 00:06:11,594 Mom! 57 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:13,914 Tell Max he has to replace my moisturizer. 58 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:15,834 He's wasted like half the bottle. 59 00:06:15,914 --> 00:06:17,074 My knees were dry. 60 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:19,794 Oh my gosh, it's Clinique, you knob. 61 00:06:19,874 --> 00:06:21,874 Do you know how much a bottle of that is worth? 62 00:06:21,954 --> 00:06:23,994 More than your life, you fucktard. 63 00:06:24,074 --> 00:06:25,114 Olivia! Language. 64 00:06:25,194 --> 00:06:26,794 Why'd you get that moisturizer, Olivia? 65 00:06:27,714 --> 00:06:29,634 -Shut your mouth. -Was it for Wayne? 66 00:06:30,114 --> 00:06:31,114 Who's Wayne? 67 00:06:31,154 --> 00:06:32,874 I'm going to straight up murder you. 68 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:35,834 Who's Wayne? 69 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:37,954 -Her English teacher. -What? 70 00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:39,434 I hate you. 71 00:06:41,994 --> 00:06:43,354 Do you think she means you or me? 72 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:45,114 I don't know. 73 00:06:45,194 --> 00:06:47,530 Hey, guys. I'm writing a list of everything that needs to be done 74 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:50,514 in the house after school. All hands on deck. 75 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:51,970 You sound like Nana when you say that. 76 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,234 Dylan's birthday's tomorrow. 77 00:06:53,314 --> 00:06:54,370 Dad said I could stay at his house tonight. 78 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:56,490 -Well Dad's not here, is he? -Yeah. What else is new? 79 00:06:56,514 --> 00:06:58,594 He's at a conference for the next few days, okay? 80 00:06:58,674 --> 00:06:59,674 He's busy. 81 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:01,914 Mom, he sells photocopiers. How busy can he be? 82 00:07:01,994 --> 00:07:03,194 Shut up Max! 83 00:07:04,114 --> 00:07:05,714 What are you doing? 84 00:07:05,794 --> 00:07:07,314 I've told you, Mom. I'm vegan now. 85 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:09,474 I can't eat all this processed crap. 86 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,834 Vegan food's the most processed. 87 00:07:10,874 --> 00:07:12,514 Okay, you need to eat something. 88 00:07:12,594 --> 00:07:14,354 Yeah, well, I'll eat something at school. 89 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,010 Also, if Max is allowed to go to Dylan's, 90 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,154 I'm gonna go to Taylor's. 91 00:07:17,234 --> 00:07:18,994 I want to talk to her mom about uni. 92 00:07:19,074 --> 00:07:21,834 She's about to make partner, and I'm on Head Girl track. 93 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:23,954 Since when do you want to be Head Girl? 94 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:26,474 And the credit card's for emergencies only! 95 00:07:26,554 --> 00:07:27,810 Don't think I don't check the statements. 96 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:29,874 Mom, we know you don't check the statements. 97 00:07:32,314 --> 00:07:33,890 What's going on with her? Have I done something? 98 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:36,314 Nah, she's just freaked. I told you about Mr. Ambrose. 99 00:07:37,274 --> 00:07:38,834 -Wayne? -Yep. 100 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:41,074 He's new. All the girls think he's hot. 101 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:43,034 -Well is he? -Oh, totally. 102 00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:55,234 Oh God no. 103 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:58,514 Kia or a e te what?? na -u. 104 00:07:58,594 --> 00:07:59,874 Mo? rena Sean -! 105 00:07:59,954 --> 00:08:01,794 -Max. Hey, uh, Mia. -I'm not going to keep you. 106 00:08:01,874 --> 00:08:03,874 Just a quick reminder about Wednesday night. 107 00:08:03,954 --> 00:08:07,154 And do you need any help from me? 108 00:08:08,074 --> 00:08:09,994 -Oh, neighborhood watch. -Yes. 109 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:12,314 Your turn to host. Lots on the agenda. 110 00:08:12,394 --> 00:08:14,770 I'm sure you've noticed all the excess road cones on the road, 111 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,194 which is not only a bloody nuisance, 112 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,474 but a total waste of resources. 113 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,010 -And the big kids. -Yes, I'm sure. 114 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:20,570 who keep hanging down at the five year old playground- 115 00:08:20,594 --> 00:08:22,354 So looking forward to it, Sean. 116 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:23,434 Gotta go. 117 00:08:23,474 --> 00:08:26,474 Okay, yeah. All right. Ka kite. Hey, and don't forget. 118 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:29,714 Hey, Max. 119 00:08:44,394 --> 00:08:45,994 Hey, Mia. 120 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,634 -Todd's dad is such an asshole. -Mom! 121 00:08:55,394 --> 00:08:57,394 Mom, you're not allowed to cut the line. 122 00:09:04,394 --> 00:09:06,194 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, honey. 123 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:08,194 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, sweetie. 124 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:12,954 Hi, I thought that parking on yellow lines 125 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:16,114 was numero uno on the agenda at our last PTA meeting. 126 00:09:16,194 --> 00:09:17,834 Hi, Bridget. 127 00:09:17,914 --> 00:09:20,074 Oh, I'm so sorry. 128 00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:21,994 I didn't realize you were unwell. 129 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:23,954 Uh, I'm not. 130 00:09:24,994 --> 00:09:26,074 Oh! 131 00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:29,554 Congratulations on making partner. 132 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:31,714 Yeah, thank you. Any day now. 133 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,034 Okay. Well, you rest up. 134 00:09:35,114 --> 00:09:38,434 -See you soon, Mimi. -Yep, see you soon. 135 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:47,514 $68.20, thanks. 136 00:09:58,954 --> 00:10:01,154 I'll just take the cheese. 137 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,634 Okay. 138 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:09,154 $20. 139 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:16,394 Maybe you should go to Pak N Save. 140 00:10:22,754 --> 00:10:24,090 Thank you for waiting, Mrs. Bennett. 141 00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:26,034 I've found the problem. Your account was frozen 142 00:10:26,114 --> 00:10:27,370 when your overdraft limit was reached. 143 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,554 Oh. Oh, what's the overdraft limit? 144 00:10:30,114 --> 00:10:32,170 Um, sorry. Because your account is in your husband's name, 145 00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:33,530 you'll need to pop into a branch... 146 00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:35,354 No, I just need access to my own bank account. 147 00:10:35,394 --> 00:10:36,834 My name should be on it. 148 00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:39,074 Um, I'm sorry. I just... 149 00:10:39,154 --> 00:10:41,274 You know what? Forget it. I'll just ask him myself. 150 00:10:53,314 --> 00:10:55,114 Stop it! 151 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,714 Mia! 152 00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:58,954 -Hi, Monica. -This is so crazy. 153 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,594 I was just thinking about you! 154 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,330 Did you hear about the PwC contract? 155 00:11:02,354 --> 00:11:03,994 -Yeah. -Amazing, right? 156 00:11:04,074 --> 00:11:05,714 I hope Jerry gives you the credit, though, 157 00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:07,514 because behind every great man 158 00:11:07,594 --> 00:11:09,074 is a wonderful woman. 159 00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:11,754 It's really sweet. Listen, I need to ask Jerry something. 160 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,554 Is he in his office? 161 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:17,394 Jerry? No. He left already. For the conference. 162 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:20,074 He said he wasn't leaving till this afternoon. 163 00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:23,154 Oh, um, well, he called me from the road 164 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,050 and said that he got everything done. Quick Smart. 165 00:11:25,074 --> 00:11:26,914 So, yeah. Made tracks early. 166 00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:28,474 Right. 167 00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:31,634 Mia, wait. 168 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,954 Sorry it's such a mess in there. 169 00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:32,514 He's at a conference. Don't be crazy. 170 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,154 Hi, sorry. I'm driving. Shit! 171 00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,594 Oh, I called you yesterday. 172 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,074 You didn't call back. 173 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,714 I thought something had happened. 174 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,434 No, no, I'm still alive. Just busy, Mom. 175 00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,954 Well, you know who isn't alive? 176 00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,434 Carol's husband. 177 00:12:51,514 --> 00:12:53,634 Heart attack, funeral was last week, 178 00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:55,234 but she's right back into her tennis. 179 00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:57,274 Good for her. Hey, how are the kids? 180 00:12:58,114 --> 00:13:01,354 Yeah, good. Uh, Jerry's away again. 181 00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,914 Again? Oh, gosh. He's been away an awful lot. 182 00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:05,234 Well, you know, he's busy, Mom. 183 00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:07,594 Your cousin Rachel travelled a lot for her work. 184 00:13:07,674 --> 00:13:09,994 Then she left Richard for her legal aid. 185 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:11,874 Poor man. Completely broken. 186 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,434 Jesus, Mom. 187 00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:16,434 Are you down a well, you sound like you're down a well. 188 00:13:16,514 --> 00:13:18,914 I've gotta go. Call you later. Love you Mom. 189 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:20,434 Shit! Oh! 190 00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:31,114 Oh shit. 191 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:39,554 Oh, shit! 192 00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:41,194 Okay. Documented crash site, 193 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,354 corner of Newcastle Terrace and Arthur Street. 194 00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:46,354 Oh, and some serious damage to the victim's right leg. 195 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:50,874 Pain seems to be centralized around the lateral tibial area. 196 00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,834 Okay, and also damage -Um... 197 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,994 to the bumper of the victim's recently 198 00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:57,874 restored vintage van, so that is going to be expensive. 199 00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,274 Um. Excuse me. Hi. 200 00:13:59,354 --> 00:14:00,690 Oh, yeah. Here we go. There she is. 201 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,874 This is the cause of the said accident. 202 00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:05,034 Recklessly ignoring the two-second rule. 203 00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:06,274 What? You hit me. 204 00:14:06,354 --> 00:14:08,210 Calm down, lady, please. I just need your name. Okay. 205 00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:09,914 I'm going to need it for the police report. 206 00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:11,914 -Oscar? -Yep. 207 00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:14,394 I mean, no, I mean what? That's not my name. 208 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,234 -What's your name? -Oscar Clarke, it's Mia. 209 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:18,714 -Mia, oh! -Mia! 210 00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:20,754 Oh, snap! Mia! The Kettle? 211 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,034 Oh, my God, it's been, like ten years. 212 00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:27,714 Oh, no, it's been 18 years. It's been 18 years. Oh, man. 213 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,714 Holy shit. Oh! 214 00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:32,434 Mia Kettle! 215 00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:34,834 Well, Mia Bennett now. 216 00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,754 -I'm married. 15 years. -Oh! Look at you, girl. 217 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,434 Yeah. Putting those London party days behind you, am I right? 218 00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,090 Well, that was actually more your sister than me. 219 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,450 Yeah. Oh, my God, Jules used to get on it, eh? 220 00:14:43,474 --> 00:14:44,874 Yeah. 221 00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:47,074 So, like, um, like, what are you doing? You... 222 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,034 Are you still riding ambulances? Saving lives? 223 00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:51,714 Oh, God. No, no, no, I stopped that. 224 00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,594 I'm a full-time mom. 225 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:54,754 -Mean. -Yeah. 226 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,690 That's the hardest job in the world, am I right? 227 00:14:56,714 --> 00:14:58,250 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's the best thing for the kids, 228 00:14:58,274 --> 00:14:59,754 -isn't it? Yeah. -Yeah. 229 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,874 And what about you, huh? Let me guess. Tech, right? 230 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,290 You were always making those little things. 231 00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:05,514 Yeah, well, you know, I got a, 232 00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,074 I got a few patents pending things. 233 00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,290 Yeah. I'm actually, you know, I'm actually 234 00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:10,434 talking to Hammer Hardware about stocking this, 235 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,554 um, this like self-tightening rope that I'm in. 236 00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:15,274 -Oh, like, like elastic? -Yeah. Sort of. 237 00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:17,594 Yeah. 238 00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,874 But yeah, but I'm a P.I. anyway now. 239 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,794 -Wow! -Like a private investigator. 240 00:15:21,874 --> 00:15:22,874 What? 241 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:25,434 -I mean, that's amazing. -Yeah. 242 00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:27,594 Like, what things do you investigate? 243 00:15:27,674 --> 00:15:29,250 Well, I've just sort of. I'm just sort of 244 00:15:29,274 --> 00:15:30,330 growing the business at the moment. 245 00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:32,354 But, you know, I've got this real like, 246 00:15:32,754 --> 00:15:35,394 like a startup energy kind of Silicon Valley feel. 247 00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:37,234 -Of course. -Anyway, 248 00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:38,354 this doesn't look so good. 249 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,714 Yeah, we should exchange info. 250 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,874 Oh, yeah. Actually, um, about that. 251 00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:43,354 So my cousin, 252 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,634 he owns a garage because he's a mechanic 253 00:15:45,714 --> 00:15:47,194 and it's right next to my office. 254 00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,034 And like this guy, he's like, 255 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,770 he's like the best. He's fucking Chewbacca. 256 00:15:50,794 --> 00:15:51,994 He'll fix anything. 257 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,410 So you don't want to go through insurance? 258 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:56,234 No, no, no, I do not want to mess with 259 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:58,554 your no-claims bonus. That's my number. 260 00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,954 Yeah. Now this. 261 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,634 This is nothing, I got you. Just... 262 00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,994 There we go. And... 263 00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:08,674 Jesus! There we go. 264 00:16:09,154 --> 00:16:11,434 Just pop, pop that in there. 265 00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,994 There we go. Easy. 266 00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:19,874 Boom! Anything else wrong with the car? 267 00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:22,274 -Um, a few things. -Yep. Sweet. 268 00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:23,850 Okay, well, he'll fix that too. On the house. 269 00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:24,994 -Okay. -Yeah. 270 00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:27,674 Okay. Just like, um, it's so good to see you. 271 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,434 Like, just like, call me or something. 272 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:30,834 -Yeah. -Oh, and call George. 273 00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:32,890 Because he is, like, honestly, he's the fucking best. 274 00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:34,794 He'll fix anything. He's Chewbacca. 275 00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:36,314 Urrgh! 276 00:16:44,594 --> 00:16:46,714 ] 277 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,594 ♪ Girl You think you got it bad? ♪ 278 00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,914 Okay. 279 00:16:57,994 --> 00:17:00,114 All right, well, that looks bad, but it's not. 280 00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,994 Oh, that looks really bad. 281 00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:04,794 Is that me? 282 00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,674 No. Well, the tower signifies change, 283 00:17:07,754 --> 00:17:09,914 so it's kind of like your fear is holding you back 284 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,154 from changing things. 285 00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,994 Okay, so what? I'm jumping out of my burning marriage 286 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,634 and falling into a frumpy, middle aged death like this guy. 287 00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:19,074 Well, at least that guy looks free. 288 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,714 Oh, Trace. I'm fine. I'm free. 289 00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,394 We're also broke. 290 00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:28,514 Oh, and Jerry didn't wear his wedding ring to work. 291 00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:30,874 -I found it in a thermos. -What? 292 00:17:30,954 --> 00:17:32,914 I do you really think he's that much of a cliche? 293 00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:36,114 Come on. He's sleeping with his stupidly hot secretary. 294 00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:39,114 Fuck, she is really nice. 295 00:17:39,194 --> 00:17:40,650 Yeah, the contemporary dancer that I caught, 296 00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:43,034 Eve scissoring, she was really nice as well. 297 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,954 Every marriage has their bumps, right? 298 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:48,274 -I mean, I love him. -You're used to him. 299 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,394 He's comfortable. 300 00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:51,594 It's like socks, you know? 301 00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:53,354 I'm so lame. 302 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,194 I used to be so much fun. 303 00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,530 Don't you ever want to go back to your 20s? 304 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,554 -Ooh, no. -No? 305 00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:01,874 -Do things differently? -No fucking way. 306 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,594 You couldn't pay me to go back to my 20s. 307 00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:04,674 I loved my 20s. 308 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,074 Mate, you just need Botox. 309 00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,434 You pop it here, here, here, if you want to. 310 00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:10,114 Boom! Eternal youth. 311 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,770 Or I can cut you a fringe. Come into the salon. 312 00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:13,570 Oh, God. No, not with this huge forehead. No way. 313 00:18:14,874 --> 00:18:16,130 I just, I don't know, I just feel like 314 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,514 I'm a supporting character, you know, in my own life. 315 00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:22,754 I want, I want, I want stories to tell, you know, good ones. 316 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,690 Yeah, well, you need to do something for yourself. 317 00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:26,314 Outside of the family. 318 00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:32,714 Do you think I should leave my husband? 319 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,634 I think you should do whatever you fucking want to do. 320 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:39,594 For once. 321 00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:43,354 Starting with drinking some wine. 322 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:46,554 -Just drink some more wine. -Oh, God. I'm gonna get drunk. 323 00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,634 ...Escalating violence between rival gangs 324 00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:00,994 on the influx - 325 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,154 of 501 deportees from Australia. 326 00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:05,234 The deportees, most of whom have not lived 327 00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:06,714 in New Zealand for decades, 328 00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:09,674 are believed to be responsible for the rise in violent attacks 329 00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:11,034 on our streets. 330 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:01,954 You asshole. 331 00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:07,034 Hello! 332 00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,194 Oscar? 333 00:21:08,914 --> 00:21:10,074 Yeah. Who's this? 334 00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,594 -Hey, Mia! -Oh! 335 00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:16,410 What are the chances? Hey, let me just finish up on this call. 336 00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:17,570 Okay? I'll be right with you. 337 00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:20,354 No, no. It's me. It's me calling. 338 00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,994 -Hello? Yeah. -It's me. 339 00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,594 Wait. Mia! What? 340 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:25,554 How are you doing this? You're blowing my mind. 341 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,594 Could you, could you put a towel on, please? 342 00:21:28,674 --> 00:21:30,754 What? Oh! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 343 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,554 Uh, bye. 344 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,474 Okay. All clear. 345 00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:38,154 Just fill me in. How are you here? 346 00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,610 Well, you gave me your cousin's card, 347 00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:40,874 you know, to get the car fixed. 348 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,634 Oh, snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 349 00:21:43,714 --> 00:21:44,970 That's right. George is the best. 350 00:21:44,994 --> 00:21:47,074 -Um, I just... -Hey, cuzzie! Open up! 351 00:21:49,554 --> 00:21:51,114 Here he is. 352 00:21:52,114 --> 00:21:53,554 Hey, can you hook my friend up? 353 00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:55,474 Uh, no, no, no, it's, it's okay. 354 00:21:55,554 --> 00:21:57,154 I actually wanted to ask you something. 355 00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:00,274 Okay. Uh... 356 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:01,754 Well, yeah. Then, um, 357 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,034 step into my office. 358 00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:14,074 Hey. So I know what you're thinking. 359 00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:16,714 World's biggest, but no, it's true. 360 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:20,714 It's actually, like, technically really accurate. 361 00:22:21,554 --> 00:22:24,394 Yeah. I bought this place just before Netflix landed here. 362 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:25,874 I mean, 363 00:22:25,954 --> 00:22:28,194 Who could see that coming, right? 364 00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:31,714 So now I just, like, mainly sell DVDs on TradeMe. 365 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,674 Oh, you live here too? 366 00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:34,954 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. 367 00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:37,634 You think I could afford a place like this and rent a pad? 368 00:22:37,714 --> 00:22:39,554 No! Huh. 369 00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,210 So, what do you want? You want some rentals? 370 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,954 I could probably do, like, five weeklies for ten bucks. 371 00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,634 No, I, um, I actually wanted 372 00:22:46,714 --> 00:22:50,754 to talk to you as a P.I., maybe. 373 00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:57,594 Okay. So is like, everything all good? 374 00:22:57,674 --> 00:23:00,874 Well, it's my husband, Jerry. He's at a conference. 375 00:23:01,954 --> 00:23:03,874 -For photocopiers. -Cool, cool. 376 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:05,514 Kind of obsolete, but cool. 377 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:06,754 It's a long story, 378 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:10,674 but I found some, some underwear today, 379 00:23:10,754 --> 00:23:13,074 and he left his wedding rings in the thermos at home. 380 00:23:13,154 --> 00:23:15,274 Yeah, yeah. Enough said, enough said. 381 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:18,474 Just, I can, I can track him down. 382 00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:27,074 You know what? That sounds weird. I'm fine. We're fine. 383 00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:28,514 He's at the Hotel Royal. 384 00:23:29,874 --> 00:23:31,274 How the hell did you do that? 385 00:23:31,354 --> 00:23:32,514 Track my phone. 386 00:23:32,874 --> 00:23:34,050 I didn't even know that was a thing. 387 00:23:34,074 --> 00:23:35,274 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 388 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,794 Oh. 389 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,714 That's great. That's all I needed you for. 390 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,394 Oh, my God, I feel so stupid. 391 00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:46,594 Just because my husband's out of town at a hotel. 392 00:23:46,674 --> 00:23:48,434 Oh no, he's not out of town. 393 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,114 Well, yeah, he left this morning. 394 00:23:51,194 --> 00:23:52,194 No, no he didn't. 395 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:53,610 He's in the Hotel Royal in the city. 396 00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:55,234 -It's like ten minutes away. -What? 397 00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:57,394 Oh, shit. 398 00:23:57,594 --> 00:23:58,794 Oh my God. 399 00:23:58,874 --> 00:24:02,354 -Oh, shit. This is it. -Oh, what? 400 00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,514 This is my first case. 401 00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:06,314 Wait. I thought you'd done this before. 402 00:24:06,874 --> 00:24:08,514 I call shotgun, let's go. Mia! 403 00:24:08,954 --> 00:24:11,114 Oh, shit. Oscar! 404 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,274 What's he doing? 405 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,594 Hooking you up. 406 00:24:19,514 --> 00:24:20,634 Hey, cuz? 407 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,754 Can I borrow a car? I got a case. 408 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,770 So I can't use mine because it's got to be low profile. 409 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:26,330 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. We're not going. Okay. 410 00:24:26,354 --> 00:24:27,850 Just-just get him to put the wheels down. 411 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:29,514 No, no, you gotta carpe that diem. 412 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,354 You have got to "Oh, captain, My captain." 413 00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:33,954 Hey, listen, the Mia that I know, 414 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:36,354 would not put up with that sort of shit from anybody. 415 00:24:40,594 --> 00:24:42,154 Let's go sleuth this motherfucker. 416 00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:45,034 -Okay. -Oh, I mean 417 00:24:45,394 --> 00:24:48,114 -bags not driving. -What? Okay. 418 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,154 I can't believe my husband's cheating on me! 419 00:24:53,234 --> 00:24:54,434 I'm gonna. I'm gonna- 420 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:56,170 Maybe, just maybe just pump the brakes a little bit. 421 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,434 He's in the city? 422 00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:59,474 He's having an affair down the road? 423 00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:00,610 Move! 424 00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:02,634 Ooh! 425 00:25:03,194 --> 00:25:04,434 They were touch and go. 426 00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:05,794 Maybe there's an explanation. 427 00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:07,514 Maybe the conference moved. 428 00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:09,754 No. Come on. It'd be a logistical nightmare. 429 00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,994 God! He's lying. He's a liar. He's a lying son of a cunt face. 430 00:25:13,874 --> 00:25:15,034 -Mia? -Yes. 431 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,194 Just relax, okay? I got you. 432 00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:18,914 Thanks. 433 00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:20,250 Not to break the moment, though, 434 00:25:20,274 --> 00:25:22,114 but can you keep your eyes on the road, please? 435 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,594 Oh! 436 00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,354 Sorry about that. 437 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:46,554 -Okay. Do we have a plan? -We? No, no. 438 00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:48,994 I'm gonna have a little chat to him, okay? 439 00:25:49,074 --> 00:25:50,490 Maybe it's, just like scare him a little bit. 440 00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:52,154 Okay. Catch him in the act. 441 00:25:52,234 --> 00:25:54,610 Get some video footage so we can really hit him where it hurts. 442 00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:56,074 All right, listen, 443 00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:57,874 we got him on here, 444 00:25:57,954 --> 00:26:00,074 so I need you to look out. 445 00:26:01,474 --> 00:26:02,834 Don't worry. I've done this heaps. 446 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,154 You just told me this was your first time. 447 00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:06,594 Do you have any cash? 448 00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:11,434 Please don't fuck this up. 449 00:26:11,514 --> 00:26:12,634 I got you. 450 00:26:19,874 --> 00:26:21,354 Oof! 451 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,034 Jesus. 452 00:26:30,594 --> 00:26:32,154 Thank you. Have a great day. 453 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:38,794 Excuse me! 454 00:26:39,754 --> 00:26:41,634 Uh, oi -Yeah? 455 00:26:42,314 --> 00:26:44,114 Yes, you can just leave that here. Thank you. 456 00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:45,770 Sorry, man. I just told the guy 457 00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:47,274 that I'd take it right up to his room. 458 00:26:47,354 --> 00:26:48,834 Hotel policy. Sorry. 459 00:26:53,674 --> 00:26:54,754 Hey. 460 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,474 Real talk? 461 00:26:57,194 --> 00:26:58,490 This guy said he'd give me a big tip 462 00:26:58,514 --> 00:26:59,610 if I dropped it off to his room. 463 00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:00,874 Yeah. Nah. 464 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:01,794 Still no. 465 00:27:01,874 --> 00:27:05,074 Okay, listen. Real, real talk. 466 00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:08,714 I really need that money, man. 467 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,274 See, I'm adopted, right? 468 00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:14,834 And I used Google Earth find my birth family in India. 469 00:27:14,914 --> 00:27:16,394 And it turns out that my mom, 470 00:27:16,474 --> 00:27:18,194 she's terminally ill, so, 471 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,250 I'm just trying to save up as much money as I can 472 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:22,674 so I can go back and, you know, see her before she, 473 00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:24,234 before she dies. 474 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:28,514 Isn't that the plot from the movie Lion? 475 00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,314 Yeah. 476 00:27:33,314 --> 00:27:34,354 Oh. 477 00:27:35,274 --> 00:27:36,434 Go nuts, bro. 478 00:27:36,514 --> 00:27:38,514 -I love that movie. -Yes! 479 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,314 Fuck yeah, bro. 480 00:28:18,794 --> 00:28:20,034 I didn't order anything. 481 00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:25,314 There's no food in there, is there? 482 00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:30,794 Did she send you? 483 00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:34,354 Why didn't she come herself? 484 00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:36,834 Well, 485 00:28:38,554 --> 00:28:40,674 let's just say I'm looking out for her. 486 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:58,714 Lookie, lookie. Mr. Fancy Pants. 487 00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:01,874 -Where is she? -Oh, downstairs. 488 00:29:03,234 --> 00:29:04,314 Waiting. 489 00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:07,274 -Jez. -Waiting for what? 490 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,114 Waiting for me to report back. 491 00:29:11,794 --> 00:29:13,154 It's up to you what I say. 492 00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:17,194 I can be your best friend. 493 00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:21,354 Or I can be your worst nightmare. 494 00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,554 It's gotten out of hand. Okay, I know that. 495 00:29:23,634 --> 00:29:25,314 Hey, you betrayed a trust, Jerry. 496 00:29:25,394 --> 00:29:26,954 That's not something to overlook. 497 00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:29,354 Why don't you show the lady some goddamn respect? 498 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,754 We can still work this out. 499 00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:32,394 Okay? 500 00:29:32,994 --> 00:29:36,434 Listen, just tell her that I just wanted out. 501 00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:38,874 But I didn't know how to say it, and I knew she'd get angry. 502 00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:41,594 But, you know, we can still figure this out. 503 00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:42,914 Say sorry. 504 00:29:43,634 --> 00:29:44,514 What? 505 00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:47,834 Say you are sorry. 506 00:29:48,194 --> 00:29:49,394 She needs to hear that. 507 00:29:50,074 --> 00:29:52,154 Yeah, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 508 00:29:52,754 --> 00:29:54,594 I am so fucking sorry. 509 00:29:55,434 --> 00:29:57,154 Just, uh. Okay. 510 00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,434 Yeah. Just, uh. 511 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,554 Just one more on camera, please. 512 00:30:09,794 --> 00:30:11,994 Ow! 513 00:30:12,074 --> 00:30:13,354 Fuck, man. You got me. 514 00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:16,914 You said she was downstairs! 515 00:30:16,994 --> 00:30:18,794 Oh, what? She came up here. That's. 516 00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,114 Oh, man. Now it is a party. 517 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,594 Oh fuck. 518 00:30:27,714 --> 00:30:29,474 Hey, that's not Mia. That's... 519 00:30:29,874 --> 00:30:31,634 Is that who you're banging? 520 00:30:31,954 --> 00:30:34,114 She's, she looks kind of intense. 521 00:30:34,194 --> 00:30:36,234 What the fuck did you just say? How do you know Mia? 522 00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:38,154 What? Mia sent me. 523 00:30:38,234 --> 00:30:39,954 What? Mia sent you? Where is she? 524 00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:41,634 So, have you been listening at all? 525 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,354 She is downstairs, bro. 526 00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:45,394 Who the fuck are you? 527 00:30:45,474 --> 00:30:46,674 Who the fuck is that? 528 00:30:46,754 --> 00:30:48,370 Jerry, it's me. 529 00:30:48,394 --> 00:30:50,210 -Oh shit. Okay, look. -Open the door. 530 00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:52,954 -You need to go. -No, no. No, wait. No! 531 00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:54,090 You're just a cheating son of a bitch. 532 00:30:54,114 --> 00:30:55,834 -We've got someth... -We are done here. 533 00:30:55,914 --> 00:30:57,474 Okay, listen. 534 00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,914 Um, you need to go get Mia. 535 00:30:59,994 --> 00:31:01,434 You need to take her home, okay? 536 00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:04,754 Tell her that I will be there later on tonight. 537 00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:06,034 You need to look after her. 538 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,650 Do you understand? 539 00:31:07,674 --> 00:31:09,554 -Ow! Jesus Christ. -Hey. 540 00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:11,770 Just tell me you'll look after her. 541 00:31:11,794 --> 00:31:14,274 Yeah I got it. Get Mia, tell her you'll see her tonight. 542 00:31:14,354 --> 00:31:16,794 Fucking Jesus Christ, okay! Got it. 543 00:31:44,794 --> 00:31:46,354 Ow... 544 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,154 Hiya. Good. Thanks. 545 00:32:05,554 --> 00:32:06,754 Did you see him? 546 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,994 What happened? 547 00:32:10,474 --> 00:32:13,354 What happened? Was she there? Who is she? 548 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,954 What does she look like? She ugly? 549 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,754 Tell me she's ugly. Oh, fuck. Well, maybe that's worse. 550 00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:18,930 My God, I've been freaking out. 551 00:32:18,954 --> 00:32:21,354 Listen, on a scale of 1 to 10, okay, 552 00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:22,954 it was pretty well. 553 00:32:23,034 --> 00:32:24,434 What? 554 00:32:24,514 --> 00:32:25,794 Did you film him? 555 00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:28,034 Oh, shit. I forgot to film him. She looked so strong. 556 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,514 So there was a woman? 557 00:32:29,594 --> 00:32:31,474 That lying son of a bitch. 558 00:32:31,554 --> 00:32:32,730 I tell you what. There was a dude. 559 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:33,874 A really big dude. 560 00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,394 Jesus. Like, like, like a threesome? 561 00:32:35,474 --> 00:32:36,634 Well, he admitted okay, 562 00:32:36,714 --> 00:32:38,434 he admitted to cheating, but he's all alone. 563 00:32:38,514 --> 00:32:40,674 Oscar, you're not making any sense. 564 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,154 Oh my God. 565 00:32:42,234 --> 00:32:44,994 -Ow! -Jesus. You're bleeding. 566 00:32:45,074 --> 00:32:47,434 Huh? Yeah. He hit me with a tiny statue. 567 00:32:47,514 --> 00:32:49,234 Who did? Jerry did that? 568 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:53,754 Oscar. Oh! Oscar. Oscar. Oh, Jesus. 569 00:32:53,834 --> 00:32:57,634 Oh, my God, what is happening? Shit! 570 00:33:12,514 --> 00:33:14,114 What are you doing, George? 571 00:33:20,034 --> 00:33:21,474 I need a first aid kit. 572 00:33:27,194 --> 00:33:30,474 Make way! Make your way up the stairs. Mind the stairs. 573 00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:31,674 Where are you? 574 00:33:34,274 --> 00:33:35,554 Stay with him. 575 00:33:35,634 --> 00:33:38,874 Okay. Just put him on the, on the bench 576 00:33:41,914 --> 00:33:44,194 Oh! 577 00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:46,074 How old is this kit? 578 00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:49,034 No! Oh, why do people keep doing that to me? 579 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:50,794 Oh. 580 00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,114 Oh, am I gonna make it? 581 00:33:53,194 --> 00:33:54,994 Yes. Just stay still. 582 00:33:55,954 --> 00:33:58,714 And I need my car back, okay? No more hook ups. 583 00:33:58,794 --> 00:34:01,234 I have school pickup on Monday, and the paint better be dry. 584 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:06,834 I'm really sorry. 585 00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:10,434 Oh, listen, it's not that bad. It'll barely leave a scar. 586 00:34:10,754 --> 00:34:13,114 No, I mean about Jerry. I mean, that just sucks bad. 587 00:34:14,234 --> 00:34:17,554 It was weird, too. It was a real iffy vibe in that room. 588 00:34:17,634 --> 00:34:21,234 It was, it was kind of like he was expecting me, you know? 589 00:34:21,314 --> 00:34:24,234 Then he said for me to look after you, which is... 590 00:34:24,314 --> 00:34:25,714 I don't need looking after. 591 00:34:25,794 --> 00:34:28,594 Yeah. Hey, what's-what's happening over here? 592 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,754 It's just a little old trick, okay? 593 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,034 -No. All good. -It's gonna sting. 594 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:34,890 No, I'm usually pretty good with this kind of, 595 00:34:34,914 --> 00:34:36,874 Oh, fuck. Oh! Fuck it. Oh, shit. 596 00:34:36,954 --> 00:34:39,634 -Jeez! -Sorry, sorry, sorry. 597 00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:47,594 It's under your hair. You won't even see it. 598 00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,434 Thank you for today. 599 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,154 I told you, I got you, Kettle. 600 00:34:55,674 --> 00:34:57,594 You have blood on your shirt. You should soak it. 601 00:34:58,194 --> 00:34:59,434 Like in the rain? 602 00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:01,314 Oh, my God. 603 00:35:01,394 --> 00:35:02,634 That'll take ages. 604 00:35:07,354 --> 00:35:08,554 Hello? 605 00:35:56,474 --> 00:35:58,434 What the fuck? 606 00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,834 Check it out. Sick, right? I told you he was good. 607 00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:03,554 I can't take the kids to school in this. 608 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:06,074 What? Why not? Moms will be hell a jealous. 609 00:36:06,154 --> 00:36:07,234 I want my old car back. 610 00:36:07,314 --> 00:36:09,114 What? I can't undo a paint job. 611 00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:10,850 Well, could you just put the regular wheels 612 00:36:10,874 --> 00:36:11,954 back on for God's sake? 613 00:36:12,034 --> 00:36:13,794 Okay, okay. You don't need to get so, 614 00:36:13,874 --> 00:36:15,274 like, shouty. 615 00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:17,530 Jerry didn't come home last night. 616 00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:20,194 Oh, no, that's, that's messed up. 617 00:36:20,274 --> 00:36:21,914 I don't know where he is. 618 00:36:21,994 --> 00:36:23,210 And now he's not answering his phone. 619 00:36:23,234 --> 00:36:24,714 I think I've got to go to the police. 620 00:36:24,794 --> 00:36:26,874 Yeah, well, no. No, no. What? Say what? 621 00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:29,154 That you hired me to break into some guy's hotel room, 622 00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:30,330 and then I got into a fight with him, 623 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,450 and now we don't know where he is? 624 00:36:31,474 --> 00:36:33,450 No. I've seen Making a Murderer. I know what happens next. 625 00:36:33,474 --> 00:36:34,954 Okay, well, then where is he, Oscar? 626 00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:36,834 Maybe schtupping that hot blonde woman. 627 00:36:36,914 --> 00:36:38,114 I know I would be. Am I right? 628 00:36:39,434 --> 00:36:40,714 Go home please. 629 00:36:40,794 --> 00:36:43,194 -Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, cool. -Go! 630 00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:45,434 I should never have come to see you in the first place. 631 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,314 I made a huge mistake. 632 00:36:47,394 --> 00:36:49,474 And when Jerry gets home, we will talk about this 633 00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:51,194 like rational fucking adults. 634 00:36:51,274 --> 00:36:54,154 Because I am a rational fucking adult. 635 00:36:54,234 --> 00:36:57,034 And rational fucking adults don't just stalk their husbands, 636 00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,594 and they certainly don't drive red fucking cars 637 00:36:59,674 --> 00:37:02,074 with gold fucking wheels. 638 00:37:02,434 --> 00:37:04,754 Okay. Yeah. 639 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:08,490 Could we go our separate ways after you drop me home? 640 00:37:08,514 --> 00:37:10,954 It's just quite, it's quite a long walk. 641 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,714 Yes. 642 00:37:17,394 --> 00:37:18,674 Just need to get changed. 643 00:37:18,754 --> 00:37:20,754 -Yeah, yeah. All good. -Okay. 644 00:37:23,154 --> 00:37:26,314 ♪ I ain't got no muscle No hustle, no backbone ♪ 645 00:37:26,394 --> 00:37:27,874 ♪ I stand alone, I'll triple ♪ 646 00:37:32,114 --> 00:37:34,914 ♪ Passport in my left hand Thinking that you got next ♪ 647 00:37:34,994 --> 00:37:36,954 ♪ Heck, hope you ain't Holding your breath man ♪ 648 00:37:37,034 --> 00:37:40,234 ♪ Cause I'm out here I'm hungry I don't play around. Trust me ♪ 649 00:37:40,314 --> 00:37:43,154 ♪ Ain't had this much drive Since my Honda Civic got rusty ♪ 650 00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:44,954 ♪ And my girl said She loved me ♪ 651 00:37:45,034 --> 00:37:46,714 ♪ It's funny Just thinking back ♪ 652 00:37:46,794 --> 00:37:48,274 ♪ Study hard for that 9 to 5 ♪ 653 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:49,890 ♪ Like I thought I'd actually be good with that ♪ 654 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,074 -Fuck this. -Mia? 655 00:37:56,474 --> 00:38:00,114 ♪ Get it while I'm living All I ever hear's the clock ♪ 656 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,834 ♪ Tick, tick, ticking So I'm 'bout my business ♪ 657 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:06,394 ♪ And I'm running, I'm running I'm running with it now ♪ 658 00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,074 ♪ They don't wanna give it up ♪ 659 00:38:15,274 --> 00:38:16,554 What the fuck? 660 00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:20,274 Where's the sign? 661 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,834 Monica? 662 00:38:50,114 --> 00:38:51,394 What is this place? 663 00:39:03,394 --> 00:39:05,954 What the fuck is happening? 664 00:39:15,514 --> 00:39:16,794 Am I a total loser? 665 00:39:16,874 --> 00:39:19,914 No, you're a rational fucking adult. 666 00:39:20,514 --> 00:39:21,514 I must be a loser. 667 00:39:22,314 --> 00:39:24,034 My husband left me by text, 668 00:39:25,274 --> 00:39:27,194 and now he's ghosting me because he's run off 669 00:39:27,274 --> 00:39:28,674 with some woman or man. 670 00:39:28,754 --> 00:39:29,994 I don't even know his type. 671 00:39:30,074 --> 00:39:32,034 Blonde, I think, like hot blonde. 672 00:39:32,114 --> 00:39:34,394 Fuck sorry, I did that again. I just keep saying that. 673 00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:37,074 Hey, can I just say that most men that cheat on their wives, 674 00:39:37,154 --> 00:39:39,234 they don't also make their entire office disappear. 675 00:39:39,314 --> 00:39:41,154 Can you show me his text? 676 00:39:43,754 --> 00:39:46,034 Actually, can I just? Sorry, can I just? 677 00:39:49,394 --> 00:39:52,314 "I'm so sorry I've left you. Sobering." 678 00:39:53,034 --> 00:39:54,914 "Lol in casket. C364." 679 00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:57,314 LOL in casket? Like what? Laugh when you're dead? 680 00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,554 That's cold. 681 00:39:58,634 --> 00:40:00,834 No. He swipes, so he makes tons of mistakes. 682 00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:02,794 Oh, yes. It's probably a mistake. 683 00:40:02,874 --> 00:40:04,994 It probably autocorrected when he was swiped. 684 00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:06,474 Wait. Hold on. 685 00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:11,154 "Sobering" is "something". 686 00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:12,914 "I left you something." 687 00:40:13,034 --> 00:40:14,594 Oh, yeah. Like an explanation 688 00:40:14,674 --> 00:40:16,394 as to why he's screwing someone else. 689 00:40:16,474 --> 00:40:19,314 Yeah, and "LOL" could be "Look", so... 690 00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:23,314 "Look in casket." Holy shit. 691 00:40:23,394 --> 00:40:24,674 This isn't CSI. 692 00:40:24,754 --> 00:40:26,674 Do you know anyone who's dead? Well, not. 693 00:40:26,754 --> 00:40:29,634 I mean, no, maybe someone who's, like, about to die. 694 00:40:29,714 --> 00:40:31,074 Can you please stop? 695 00:40:31,274 --> 00:40:32,914 Yeah. Okay. You're right, it's, 696 00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:35,594 probably was just LOLing you. An asshole. 697 00:40:43,314 --> 00:40:44,834 "Castle"? 698 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:48,514 We used to have a storage unit at Castle. 699 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,754 You store stuff in a castle? 700 00:40:51,354 --> 00:40:53,274 Castle Storage! Westmere Road. 701 00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:55,714 Casket could mean that. 702 00:40:56,994 --> 00:40:58,194 Oh wait, wait, wait. 703 00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,394 "I left you something." 704 00:41:01,314 --> 00:41:03,114 "Look in Castle." 705 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:04,434 No. 706 00:41:04,514 --> 00:41:08,034 You just Beautiful Mind-ed that shit. Fuck CSI. 707 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,794 -Where are you going? -We are going to your Castle, 708 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:13,194 and I'm gonna figure out those numbers on the way. 709 00:41:13,754 --> 00:41:14,794 Oh shit. 710 00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:19,034 How are we supposed to get in? 711 00:41:19,074 --> 00:41:20,754 I don't have a swipe card. 712 00:41:20,834 --> 00:41:22,194 There's no guard. 713 00:41:22,874 --> 00:41:24,314 Someone's leaving. 714 00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:29,234 Let's carpe the fucking diem. 715 00:41:32,314 --> 00:41:33,874 Okay. Fuck it. 716 00:42:00,314 --> 00:42:01,794 That lying piece of shit! 717 00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:26,354 Look, look. 718 00:42:27,354 --> 00:42:28,514 Look! 719 00:42:30,874 --> 00:42:32,474 Oh, snap! 720 00:42:32,554 --> 00:42:33,994 C364! 721 00:42:52,274 --> 00:42:53,474 Maybe there's a guard. 722 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,274 Where are you going? 723 00:42:57,354 --> 00:42:58,594 You stay here. 724 00:43:21,874 --> 00:43:23,514 Oh my God! 725 00:43:44,554 --> 00:43:45,714 Shit, shit! 726 00:43:45,794 --> 00:43:48,154 ♪ How bizarre. How bizarre ♪ 727 00:43:48,514 --> 00:43:49,834 Hello. 728 00:43:49,954 --> 00:43:52,074 Mom. People are here. Where are you? 729 00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:53,994 What people? 730 00:43:54,074 --> 00:43:56,394 Sean. And he brought half the street. 731 00:43:56,994 --> 00:43:59,394 Cha brought her kids and they won't stop going in my room. 732 00:43:59,994 --> 00:44:02,154 Okay... just put the kettle on and I'll be right there. 733 00:44:02,354 --> 00:44:03,650 Can't I just tell them to leave? 734 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,834 No... it's our turn to host. 735 00:44:21,474 --> 00:44:23,514 What the fuck Jerry! 736 00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:27,154 Oi! Meathead! 737 00:44:28,954 --> 00:44:30,514 Hey! 738 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:45,714 Start the car! 739 00:44:49,234 --> 00:44:51,274 -Ready? -Go, go, go! 740 00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:52,874 Jeez! 741 00:44:52,954 --> 00:44:54,554 It's the tall guy from the hotel. 742 00:44:54,634 --> 00:44:57,154 I pulled a hammy I think! 743 00:44:57,834 --> 00:44:59,354 Holy mother of God! 744 00:44:59,434 --> 00:45:02,194 Just drive. Drive, drive, drive, drive! 745 00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:20,434 No, no, no, no, no, no! 746 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:22,114 -Hey. -Shit. 747 00:45:22,674 --> 00:45:24,794 Okay, okay. Should we just, should we just go? 748 00:45:25,274 --> 00:45:26,594 We can't just leave him here. 749 00:45:26,674 --> 00:45:29,394 No, no. Okay, okay. Okay. Um. Okay. Look at me. 750 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:31,554 I'm gonna sort this, okay? You go. 751 00:45:31,634 --> 00:45:33,274 -You sure? -Yeah. You just, I got you. 752 00:45:33,354 --> 00:45:34,514 Okay, you listen to me. 753 00:45:34,594 --> 00:45:36,090 You go back to your place. I'm going to meet you there. 754 00:45:36,114 --> 00:45:36,914 I'll be right behind you. 755 00:45:36,994 --> 00:45:38,114 -Okay. -Okay? 756 00:45:38,234 --> 00:45:39,514 -Okay. -Okay. 757 00:45:40,434 --> 00:45:42,034 -Oh God. -Go. 758 00:46:18,754 --> 00:46:20,754 Oh my God. 759 00:46:31,994 --> 00:46:34,274 Oh shit! 760 00:46:48,234 --> 00:46:51,154 That's right. So the eggshell, which is. 761 00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:52,914 Hello! 762 00:46:52,994 --> 00:46:55,994 Hi, everyone. Hi. Sorry I'm late. Sorry, sorry. 763 00:46:56,834 --> 00:46:58,874 -These people are nuts. -Is Dad home? 764 00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:02,154 Sorry. More important things going on 765 00:47:02,234 --> 00:47:03,650 than the safety of our neighborhood, Mia? 766 00:47:03,674 --> 00:47:05,794 -No, no, of course not. -Sorry mate. 767 00:47:05,954 --> 00:47:07,354 Yeah. My fault, my fault. 768 00:47:07,514 --> 00:47:08,954 Just a little late finishing a job 769 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,514 a couple streets over. 770 00:47:10,874 --> 00:47:12,634 And you are? 771 00:47:12,714 --> 00:47:14,554 Oh, I'm Oscar Clarke. I'm a security insulant. 772 00:47:14,634 --> 00:47:16,610 -Consultant. -Consultant, and Mia, 773 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:17,674 she called me. 774 00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:19,834 She wanted me to have a little chat to you guys about 775 00:47:20,234 --> 00:47:23,954 upgrading your locks and security systems, 776 00:47:24,994 --> 00:47:26,394 and maybe some DIY 777 00:47:26,834 --> 00:47:28,114 latch hacks 778 00:47:28,194 --> 00:47:29,890 that she thought might come in handy later on. 779 00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:31,874 So, yeah. 780 00:47:32,234 --> 00:47:33,434 DIY latch hacks? 781 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:37,594 I'm all ears, Oscar. You take it away. 782 00:47:37,674 --> 00:47:39,234 Great. Great. 783 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:43,994 Please. 784 00:47:44,074 --> 00:47:46,274 Uh, the latch. Go on. You were saying? 785 00:47:46,354 --> 00:47:48,994 Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, first of all. 786 00:47:52,394 --> 00:47:53,594 Mia Bennett? 787 00:47:55,714 --> 00:47:58,074 I'm Detective Morrison, could we, 788 00:47:58,154 --> 00:48:00,314 come in for a word with you, please? 789 00:48:00,874 --> 00:48:03,674 Oh, sorry. Um, I have people over. 790 00:48:03,754 --> 00:48:05,394 What is this about? 791 00:48:05,474 --> 00:48:06,874 Is your husband Jeremy Bennett? 792 00:48:07,434 --> 00:48:08,474 Uh, yes. 793 00:48:08,554 --> 00:48:10,154 The owner of JB Print? 794 00:48:10,234 --> 00:48:11,514 Yeah. That's right. 795 00:48:11,594 --> 00:48:12,994 When did you last see him? 796 00:48:13,754 --> 00:48:14,954 He's at a conference. 797 00:48:15,874 --> 00:48:17,274 I'm sorry to have to tell you this. 798 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,714 Your husband was found dead yesterday. 799 00:48:21,874 --> 00:48:24,954 What? Wha...? 800 00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:27,714 Jerry's dead? What do you mean? 801 00:48:28,194 --> 00:48:30,634 His body was recovered outside the Hotel Royal 802 00:48:30,714 --> 00:48:32,114 in the CBD. 803 00:48:32,394 --> 00:48:34,034 He wasn't carrying identification, 804 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:36,554 so apologies it took us longer to locate you. 805 00:48:39,314 --> 00:48:41,034 I know this is a shock, but 806 00:48:41,354 --> 00:48:44,354 do you know why he might have been at the Royal, Mrs. Bennett? 807 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,074 He's dead? How? 808 00:48:51,994 --> 00:48:53,674 Looks like he jumped from a window. 809 00:48:53,754 --> 00:48:55,594 I'm so sorry. 810 00:48:56,674 --> 00:48:59,354 Mom, what's happening? Mom! 811 00:49:05,434 --> 00:49:06,754 Do you need to get that? 812 00:49:13,314 --> 00:49:15,394 Sounds like the 90s are calling. 813 00:49:16,114 --> 00:49:17,914 Oh, wow. It's the police. 814 00:49:17,994 --> 00:49:20,594 Mia, must say I'm very impressed. 815 00:49:21,554 --> 00:49:22,874 Pick up if you need. 816 00:49:28,274 --> 00:49:29,474 Hello? 817 00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:30,874 This isn't Jerry. 818 00:49:34,634 --> 00:49:36,754 I don't know who you are, cupcake, 819 00:49:36,834 --> 00:49:38,194 but I am going to find you, 820 00:49:38,274 --> 00:49:40,674 and I'm gonna rip your fucking heart... 821 00:49:46,434 --> 00:49:47,714 Telemarketers.